Thank You, Judge

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She got my bank account She got my convertible car She got my brand new house She got my Bar B Q Thank you, judge! She got my colour TV She got my magazines She got my king size bed Balif: All rise for the honorable Judge Shegatz Allyahaf Judge: This court is in session. Will the plaintiff proceed..? Billy: Uh... that yer wife? J: Yeah Billy: She seem kinda upset J: Yeah... Billy: I think you in trouble She got my washer and dryer She got my CD player She got my records, too She got my pork and beans She got my pool table She got my swimmin' pool Shе got my motorcycle She got my sterеo Thank you, judge! Billy: What... what're ya doin' out here in yer front yard? J: She's... Billy: What's all the noise about? J: She screamin' Billy: That yer wife? J: Used to be Billy: What's she throwin'? J: My socks Billy: Got yer suitcase - What's all the cops doin' here? J: She called 'em - won't let me in… Billy: That's yer underwear she throwin'? J: Yeah, that's all my underwear Billy: Damn! She got my whisky still She got all my tools She got my motorboat She got my stash of beer She got my fishin' gear She got my .38 She got my lawn mower She got my leaf blower She got my mobile home She got my favorite rug She got the Barc - O - Lounge She got my stuffed deer head She got my pump shotgun She got my hammock swing Thank you, judge! Billy: Uh… first and last months' rent - in advance! J: Damn! Billy: That's the way it is J: But it's a one room - Billy: That's a way it is… and a cleaning deposit! J: A cleaning deposit?! Billy: Yeah, in advance J: There's sure a lot of traffic around here - trucks… Billy: Trucks stop nearby - open all night J: Wh... What's… What's all that shakin'? Billy: Subway… Yer not gonna start cryin' on me - whinin', are ya? J: No… She got my dog and cat She got my refrigerator She got my pots and pans She got my VCR She got my DVD She got my trophy fish Thank you, judge! Thank you, judge! Billy: You under arrest! J: Under arrest? I just came over to see the dog… Billy: That's no way to talk about yer wife! J: I… Billy: Gonna do a strip search J: A strip search?! Billy: Bend over J: Bend over?! Billy: Bend over- get used to it! Thank you, judge!