Hot Sheet Hotel

Lyrics

Rooms rented by the hour In the theatre of alibis Where "incognito" is the rule And guests arrive in disguise The cheap patio furniture Is chained to the floor A "do not disturb" sign Swings from every door Hot sheet hotel, hot sheet hotel Hot sheet hotel, hot sheet hotel Traveling Lotharios With Visa cards and Viagra Libidinous scenarios And the barrels shoot Niagara Squeaky springs and shower curtain rings Broken and in disarray Sticky paws and herpes sores Souvenirs of your stay Hot sheet hotel, hot sheet hotel Hot sheet hotel, hot sheet hotel Back in suburban condos Wives on Prozac dream Of seeking retribution Through an out of court sеttlement schemе With picture I.D. and I.U.D Or prophylactic persuasion The neon sign is on the blink "No solicitation" With spermicidal lubricants And a twinkle in their eyes Illicit lovers rendezvous They choke on their "goodbyes" Hot sheet hotel, hot sheet hotel Hot sheet hotel, hot sheet hotel Hot sheet hotel, hot sheet hotel Hot sheet hotel, hot sheet hotel