Penny In My Pocket

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David Hyde Pierce - Pop, Musicals

Penny In My Pocket

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[HORACE, spoken] I put a penny in my pocket [HORACE] And in a little time That penny in my pocket Had grown into a dime And in a little longer A quarter jingled out I put the quarter in the teapot And I waited until the teapot had a dollar in the spout I put the dollar in my mattress And had some pleasant dreams 'Till suddenly my mattress was bursting at the seams And that is how I acquired the wealth I now possess That little penny was the secret Yes, that penny was the secret of my success! I had a penny in my pocket And not another suit And with my only shirt tail I shined a rich man's shoe He threw me down a nickel Admiring my skill I gave the nickel to a blind man And the blind-man left me all his meager savings in his will I bought myself a wagon For hauling blocks of ice I cut the ice to ice cubes And got a higher price I shaved the ice to ices For still a higher fee A big tycoon said "Very enterprising and your organizing Son, you must come work for me!" On route to work next morning I helped a lady cross The lady was, you guessed it, the mother of the boss! The boss said "You're promoted! I need you at my side" And then I met the boss's daughter And I wed the boss's daughter And quite suddenly she died I bought myself an acre, a silo, and a stead All Yonkers started buying My grain that I made meed And now I've half-a-million But proudly I confess That in my pocket is the penny Yes, that shiny little penny It's that penny that is the secret of my success!

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  • Jerry Herman