I Don’t Think I’ll Fall in Love Today

Lyrics

[ANN] Just think of what love leads to Maybe to marriage, maybe divorce [NEIL] Into a jam love speeds two It may be nature's course But we mustn't be Like the other sheep [ANN] Better far if we Look before we leap [ANN & NEIL] Perhaps it's better after all If we don't answer nature's call [NEIL] Who knows if we'd agree? You like you and I like me I don't think I'll fall in love today When evening shadows creep [ANN] I like dancing [NEIL] I like sleep I don't think I'll fall in love today [ANN] But it would be fun to bring Your carpet slippers When the dinner bell would ring I'd serve a can of kippers [NEIL] Don't you know how to cook? [ANN] I could look in a book [NEIL] I don't think I'll fall in love today Love is a fever chronic We can avoid it—why take a chance? [ANN] Safer to be platonic Why burn up with romance? [NEIL] Adam without Eve Happiness had known So suppose we leave Well enough alone? [ANN] Imagine signing up for life Then finding peas roll off his knife [NEIL] D'you sleep with window shut? [ANN] Window shut [NEIL] Charming, but I don't think I'll fall in love today [ANN] Did you pick that cravat? [NEIL] I did that [ANN] Here's your hat I don't think I'll fall in love today [ANN & NEIL] It's as clear as A-B-C We're not agreeing Incompatibility The judge would be decreeing When all is said and done Dear, we two will never make one Let's, oh, let's not fall in love today [ANN] Do you play bridge or whist? [NEIL] I like pinochle [ANN] I insist I don't think I'll fall in love today [NEIL] To what symphonies do you go? [ANN] All I know is "vo-do-de-o" [NEIL] I don't think I'll fall in love today Is the combination wrong? I've wondered lately [ANN] We would never get along Not even companionately [ANN & NEIL] When all is said and done Dear, we two will never make one Let's, oh, let's not fall in love today