Long Ball Hitter

Lyrics

I am a long ball hitter On a lonesome streak Dressed up like a turkey I'm a sideshow freak Only one thing that I can't do That's you with me And me with you I'm a rag-tailed rooster On a dead-end log Hounding myself like an inbred dog Only one thing that I can't do That's you with me And a cock-a-doodle-do Cock-a-doodle-do That's a cock-a-doodle-do I'm a long ball hitter On a losing streak Dressed up like a turkey I'm a sideshow freak Only one thing that I can't do That's you with me And me with you