Whips and Things

Lyrics

[Intro] We're gon' do this song for Useless [Chorus] Oh I was into whips and things She was into pain And I would beat her black and blue When she called me names Chained her to the basement wall Where she went insane And I was into whips and things She was into pain, oh [Verse 1] Finger Fuckin' Sally Worked at Kelly's bar She showed me her titties In Ronnie Murphy's car She was the first lady To let me go that far Finger Fuckin' Sally Down at Kelly's bar, and [Verse 2] Pussy Eatin' Pamela Went to Elliot High Caught her in the bathroom I thought she would die Eatin' Susan's pussy Licked that sucker dry Pussy Eatin' Pamela Went to Elliot High, oh [Verse 3] Suck 'Em Silly Shirley Came out after dark She would give us head jobs In Centennial Park All the girls would snub her Said she was a narc Suck 'Em Silly Shirley From Centennial Park, yes [Verse 4] Good old Bloody Mary's On the rag again And Pussy Eatin' Pamela's Got blood on her chin Suck 'Em Silly Shirley Got caught after dark Finger Fuckin' Sally In Centennial Park, now [Verse 5] Pussy Eatin' Pamela In the county jail Suck 'Em Silly Shirley Left town on a rail They sent Bloody Mary To the pen for life And Finger Fuckin' Sally She became my wife, and [Chorus] I was into whips and things She was into pain And I would beat her black and blue When she called me names Chained her to the basement wall Where she went insane And I was into whips and things She was into pain, oh [Verse 1] Finger Fuckin' Sally Worked at Kelly's bar She showed me her titties In Ronnie Murphy's car She was the first lady To let me go that far Finger Fuckin' Sally Down at Kelly's bar, and [Verse 2] Pussy Eatin' Pamela Went to Elliot High Caught her in the bathroom I thought she would die Eatin' Susan's pussy Licked that sucker dry Pussy Eatin' Pamela Went to Elliot High, oh [Verse 3] Suck 'Em Silly Shirley Came out after dark She would give us head jobs In Centennial Park All the girls would snub her Said she was a narc Suck 'Em Silly Shirley From Centennial Park, yes [Verse 4] Good old Bloody Mary's On the rag again And Pussy Eatin' Pamela's Got blood on her chin Suck 'Em Silly Shirley Got caught after dark Finger Fuckin' Sally In Centennial Park, now [Verse 5] Pussy Eatin' Pamela In the county jail Suck 'Em Silly Shirley Left town on a rail They sent Bloody Mary To the pen for life And Finger Fuckin' Sally She became my wife, oh [Chorus] I was into whips and things She was into pain And I would beat her black and blue When she called me names Chained her to the basement wall Where she went insane And I was into whips and things She was into pain