Finale

Lyrics

[QUEEN, spoken] Good morning, everyone! [ALL, spoken] Good morning, Your Majesty! [QUEEN, spoken] Well, where is our little slugabed? She should be getting an early-- [WINNIFRED, spoken] 37,428 [QUEEN, spoken] 37,428 what? [WINNIFRED, spoken] Sheep. What do you stuff your mattresses with--jousting equipment? [QUEEN, spoken] You didn't sleep? [WINNIFRED, spoken] I never shut my eyes! [DAUNTLESS, spoken] You've passed the test. Mama put a pea under twenty mattresses and you felt it and now we can be married! [All cheering.] [ALL] How did she stay awake? That pea was awf'lly small [JESTER, spoken] But it wasn't the pea! [MINSTREL, spoken] It wasn't the pea [?, spoken] It wasn't the pеa [?, spoken] It wasn't the pea [ALL] It wasn't the pеa at all! Oh, life is grand-- It's very int'resting! We think we understand We think we think we know-- It's very int'resting Thank you, Princess And Princess We love you so! For a princess is a delicate thing Delicate and dainty as a dragonfly's wing You can recognize a lady by her elegant air But a genuine princess-- [Winnifred snores.] [ALL] Is exceedingly rare!