Jack of All Trades

Lyrics
Jack of all trades, master of none Even got lost trying to find the M1 Ended up in South Shields with a couple of drunks Moved to Crouch End, suburb of cool Took a few drugs, acted the fool Fell in love with a girl on her harmonium stool Went round the world in the back of a van We kept in touch with our only fan He was short and sweet, lived in Japan The band broke up round a pool in Bangkok To tell you the truth it didn't come as a shock Our days were numbered like the hands on a clock So we carried on, me and the serious girl Had massive hits all 'round the world We got so big, we both became ill I flew into London with a bit of a tan Caught the train back to Sunderland to see my old man We had bacon and eggs from the same frying pan I took a walk down the High Street avoiding a scrap "Are you Dave Stewart?" "Yeah" "You're crap" Had a pint in the Beehive, then home for a nap I got married in France to an Irish colleen I was thirty three, she was only thirteen I wore orange but she wore green Now I sit and write plays for myself and my sons They keep me amused, yeah, I have much more fun Than big lines of speed at quarter to one On a peaceful Sunday morning
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Credits
- Writers
- Andy Wright
- David A. Stewart