too soon

Lyrics
iv. karaoke night SADIE i never actually went on any dates instead i just stayed home playing my game and checking to see if jasmine had texted yet ZIPPY yeah jeez sadie, you've been kind of a downer lately SADIE wow thanks zippy ZIPPY aw i'm just joshin'! we love you! everyone's so excited for karaoke night! (wolf, as mr. lupus, sets up a karaoke mic.) WOLF come on up, come on up we've got all your favorite tunes! but if you wanna play, you gotta pay so better go earn that coin coin coin! SADIE my grandparents used to loooove karaoke their friends would come over and sing all the old hits while i ran around freshening everyone's drinks so i set up a little karaoke bar in the game! WOLF who wants some mezcal? SADIE on my third night in the desert i had found eight cases of new mexican mezcal that my aunt had stashed away in her basement WOLF (serving them drinks) two mezcals, neat ZIPPY neat! SADIE i'd never been much of a drinker before but boy did lockdown change that! cheers! (sadie and zippy cheers and drink) ZIPPY gaaaaaaaaaaaaah! tastes like campfire! (the musicians come back to their seats.) WOLF hey how about this karaoke band we got here? now who's up first? ah here we go, we've got grandma grandma come on up! grandma's gonna take us all the way back with "too soon." big hand for grandma! v. too soon (grandmother takes the stage. sadie and zippy sit at a table and drink.) GRANDMOTHER it's too soon for this to fall apart don't break my heart when it's barely found its beat it's too soon i just picked up my pen you just taught me to sing again i thought i saw a smile on your lips just before you walked away through the streetlit shadow snow how could you go? it's too soon SADIE jasmine still hasn't texted ZIPPY aw, sorry sadie SADIE and she hasn't posted anything either! like the only way i even know she's alive is spotify— which just means i get to obsess over that now oh, she's listening to kate bush? she misses me oh, she's listening to sonic youth? she's angry oh, she's listening to al green and sade? at 11pm on a saturday night? oh fuck she's making out with someone! i mean, it's right there— i can look whenever i want! ZIPPY you could also unfollow her… GRANDMOTHER and i just don't want it to be over i just don't want it to end i just don't want it to be over i just don't want it to end SADIE honestly i don't even miss sex ZIPPY oh jeez— SADIE i just miss touch cuddles and snuggles caresses and strokes fiddling with her arm hair tracing the cat scratches on her ribs playing tiny wrestling telling stories through touch god, i just want to touch her one more time! GRANDMOTHER it's too soon there's so much we haven't done give me one more night to nibble on your thighs we haven't danced yet i haven't twirled you 'cross the room and made you swoon while the jukebox slowly dies (sadie joins the singing, drunk and too loud.) ALL but WOLF i can't quite remember the last time that i wrote a love song quite as terrible as this GRANDMOTHER now give me a kiss it's too soon SADIE (very drunk) oh god jasmine! what the fuck am i gonna do?! (sadie stumbles to the mic and joins grandmother.) SADIE & GRANDMOTHER and i just don't want it to be over i just don't want it to end no i just don't want it to be over i just don't want it to end (sadie takes the mic and goes wild.) ALL no i just don't want it to be over WOLF hey, hey you didn't pay the coin fee! get offa that stage! ALL i just don't want it to end WOLF hey, hey you didn't pay the coin fee! get offa that stage! ALL no i just don't want it to be over WOLF hey, hey you didn't pay the coin fee! get offa that stage! ALL i just don't want it to end WOLF abominable, abominable behavior! that's it, your karaoke privileges are revoked! way to ruin it for everyone piggo!
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- Dave Malloy