too soon

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too soon

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​iv. karaoke night SADIE ​i never actually went on any dates ​instead i just stayed home ​playing my game ​and checking to see if jasmine had texted yet ZIPPY ​yeah jeez sadie, you've been kind of a downer lately SADIE ​wow thanks zippy ZIPPY ​aw i'm just joshin'! we love you! ​everyone's so excited for karaoke night! (wolf, as mr. lupus, sets up a karaoke mic.) WOLF ​come on up, come on up ​we've got all your favorite tunes! ​but if you wanna play, you gotta pay ​so better go earn that coin coin coin! SADIE ​my grandparents used to loooove karaoke ​their friends would come over and sing all the old hits ​while i ran around freshening everyone's drinks ​so i set up a little karaoke bar in the game! WOLF ​who wants some mezcal? SADIE ​on my third night in the desert ​i had found eight cases of new mexican mezcal ​that my aunt had stashed away in her basement WOLF (serving them drinks) ​two mezcals, neat ZIPPY ​neat! SADIE ​i'd never been much of a drinker before ​but boy did lockdown change that! ​cheers! (sadie and zippy cheers and drink) ZIPPY ​gaaaaaaaaaaaaah! ​tastes like campfire! (the musicians come back to their seats.) WOLF ​hey how about this karaoke band we got here? ​now who's up first? ​ah here we go, we've got grandma ​grandma come on up! ​grandma's gonna take us all the way back ​with "too soon." ​big hand for grandma! ​v. too soon (grandmother takes the stage. sadie and zippy sit at a table and drink.) GRANDMOTHER ​it's too soon ​for this to fall apart ​don't break my heart ​when it's barely found its beat ​it's too soon ​i just picked up my pen ​you just taught me to sing again ​i thought i saw a smile on your lips ​just before you walked away ​through the streetlit shadow snow ​how could you go? ​it's too soon SADIE ​jasmine still hasn't texted ZIPPY ​aw, sorry sadie SADIE ​and she hasn't posted anything either! ​like the only way i even know she's alive is spotify— ​which just means i get to obsess over that now ​oh, she's listening to kate bush? she misses me ​oh, she's listening to sonic youth? she's angry ​oh, she's listening to al green and sade? ​at 11pm on a saturday night? ​oh fuck she's making out with someone! ​i mean, it's right there— ​i can look whenever i want! ZIPPY ​you could also unfollow her… GRANDMOTHER ​and i just don't want it to be over ​i just don't want it to end ​i just don't want it to be over ​i just don't want it to end SADIE ​honestly i don't even miss sex ZIPPY ​oh jeez— SADIE ​i just miss touch ​cuddles and snuggles ​caresses and strokes ​fiddling with her arm hair ​tracing the cat scratches on her ribs ​playing tiny wrestling ​telling stories through touch ​god, i just want to touch her one more time! GRANDMOTHER ​it's too soon ​there's so much we haven't done ​give me one more night ​to nibble on your thighs ​we haven't danced yet ​i haven't twirled you 'cross the room ​and made you swoon ​while the jukebox slowly dies (sadie joins the singing, drunk and too loud.) ALL but WOLF ​i can't quite remember the last time ​that i wrote a love song ​quite as terrible as this GRANDMOTHER ​now give me a kiss ​it's too soon SADIE (very drunk) ​oh god jasmine! what the fuck am i gonna do?! (sadie stumbles to the mic and joins grandmother.) SADIE & GRANDMOTHER ​and i just don't want it to be over ​i just don't want it to end ​no i just don't want it to be over ​i just don't want it to end ​(sadie takes the mic and goes wild.) ALL ​no i just don't want it to be over WOLF ​hey, hey you didn't pay the coin fee! ​get offa that stage! ALL ​i just don't want it to end WOLF ​hey, hey you didn't pay the coin fee! ​get offa that stage! ALL ​no i just don't want it to be over WOLF ​hey, hey you didn't pay the coin fee! ​get offa that stage! ALL ​i just don't want it to end WOLF ​​abominable, abominable behavior! ​​that's it, your karaoke privileges are revoked! ​way to ruin it for everyone piggo!

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  • Dave Malloy