The Pequod Meets the Bachelor

Dave Malloy & Ashkon Davaran & Kim Blanck & Dawn Troupe & Manik Choksi - Pop
The Pequod Meets the Bachelor
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Lyrics
[BACHELOR CREW] Hey, hey, ho We are The Bachelor Heading home to Nantucket in our holiday sails For our casks are full and our hatches are bursting Bursting with the barrels full of sperm that we beat like drums Bursting with the barrels full of sperm that we beat like drums [BACHELOR SAILOR 1] We threw barrels full of beef and bread [BACHELOR CREW] Overboard! [BACHELOR SAILOR 1] To make room for all the sperm [BACHELOR SAILOR 2] We threw the lifeboat and the Captain's bed [BACHELOR CREW] Overboard! [BACHELOR SAILOR 2] To make room for all the sperm [CAPTAIN BOOMER] Everything I own is filled with sperm Except my pair of pantaloon pockets That I reserve To put my one good hand in In satisfaction [BACHELOR CREW] Hey, hey, ho We are The Bachelor Heading home to Nantucket in our holiday sails For our casks are full and our hatches are bursting Bursting with the barrels full of sperm that we beat like drums Bursting with the barrels full of sperm that we beat like drums
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Credits
- Writers
- Dave Malloy