P.C.

Lyrics

Watching daytime TV one of those obscene I'm fat it's your fault sessions One fat guy crying spilling his beans now Enter the therapist Well she can't speak for crying too PC - play hopscotch through a minefield PC - know it's easy cheesy pleasy speak Some geek from the gender sanitation police Well wash my mouth out and throw me over in mud Well they locked me up for the serial murders Of a dozen TV talk show hosts I get a lot of mail now from well wishers The thing that bothers me is the audiеnce is still huge PC - play hopscotch through a minefiеld PC - it's easy cheesy pleasy speak Some geek from the gender sanitation police Well wash my mouth out and throw me over in mud PC - PC Go tag it bag it wrap it up Some freak from the pardon me police Well sever my tongue now and strap me to a cactus Never said it was a crime Thought I was doing you a favour It's just the body language Snap! How can you tell it like it is anymore? PC - your free choice in a minefield PC - go tag it bag it wrap it up Some freak from the pardon me Jesus police Sever my tongue now and tie me to a cactus I had to turn it off- Had to clean it all up For you to rise above it They locked me up that's what I call conviction Turn it off clean it up for you to rise above it!