Help Me

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Listen here baby, gonna tell you a tale 'Bout the little boy tending sheep in the vale Ye-hey! Just sitting 'round He got nothing to do He say: "Aw lookie here I think I'll play a game or two" So he skipped up to the top of the ridge Right where the creek runs under the bridge Then he yelled out at the top of his lung He say: "Hey everybody A-wolf-done-gone!" [Chorus] Said: "Help me! Oh, hеlp me Well, you gotta get your gun And gеt here on the run And help me" Oh help me [Verse 2] When the people got there They were all out of breath Saw the little boy 'bout to laugh to death Now he'd been having just a whole lot of fun Keeping them town folk On the run But then one night he was real surprised Up jumped a wolf with a-flashing eyes He made it post-haste to the top of the ridge Almost full And in the creek 'neath the bridge [Chorus] He said: "Help me! Oh, help me You better get your gun And get here on the run To help me" Yeah help me Ye-ha! [Verse 3] Now like the little boy As the fairy tales say Baby, you been putting a whole lot of sounds my way! With your long-playing mouth And your overworked lyin' You think it's a howl To keep me runnin' all the time You always say you only love poor little me But the only one you're ever with Is Jim Dandy Now he's done told you Baby, you had the gall [?] And here you come again with your voice so hoarse [Chorus] Sayin': "Help me! Oh, help me" Well woman you're through I've got somebody new To help me I don't need you I don't need you Oh, you're through! [Outro] Aw, push off! Get out of it! Go away! [?] Get out of it! Let go!