Newsworthy Nuts/Tone Deaf?

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Dave Chappelle - Non-Music, Comedy

Newsworthy Nuts/Tone Deaf?

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Yep, ladies and gentlemen, these are dark.. dark, dark times. New York Times said that Louis CK jizzed on his own stomach. Now, I've busted a lot of nuts in my day. None of them were newsworthy. Shit was really gross. 'Cause they didn't just say it like I said it. They didn't just say, "Jizz on the stomach." They said it in that fucking Pulitzer prize-winning style that the New York Times has. It was very descriptive, like, you know what I mean? "Louis CK's semen shot out like a volcano of misogyny , slowly drizzling down like lava , covering his freckled penis as it slowly dripped to a fiery crown of red hair." Like, Jesus Christ, I'm trying to eat some huevos rancheros, and this nigga is… And you know the tough part of being a comedian is knowing the motherfuckers. Everybody comes up to me like, "Did you know? Did you know what Louis was doing?" "No, bitch. I did not know." The fuck you think we talk about at the comedy club? "Hey, how was the weekend?" "Great, man. I was just jerking off in faces and cumming on my own stomach, having a good time. You know how this business is." No, I didn't know. They act like we sit around like Grease. Tell me more, tell me more Did she put up a fight? [hums melody] Sorry, I don't know the choreography, but you get the point. You get the point. Shit was intense.

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