Shorty Said

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[Hook] I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian It really doesn't matter cause it's all the same and Black boys, brown boys, blah blah blah You give me your number, I call you up Yo, you know who you look like? (aha ha) You know who you look like? (aha ha) You know who you look like? (DR) You know who you look like? (Yeah, yeah) [Heems] Now shorty said I look like Carlos Mencia Like Carlos Mencia? Fuck Carlos Mencia I said take notice, and ma please focus I look like him, but mixed with George Lopez Shorty said I look like Mario Lopez With no lats, and no traps and no pecs And no abs Shorty said I look like Cro-mag- Non man, that's a cave man She told me I was racist at the rave, man [Kool AD] Yeah shorty said I look like a Cro-mag too, man She said I'm half Rasta, half pasta, no Ragu, man Shorty said I look like Slash with no hat on She asked if I had a spot where we could get our smash on Shorty said I look like Devendra Banhart Shorty said I look like that dude from Japan's art You know the dude that did the Kanye album covers Shorty said I look just like Egyptian Lover [Heems] Yeah, we was kicking it I said "You chillin, ma?" Shorty said I look like a chubby Jake Gyllenhaal I said, this ain't "Brokeback" And I'm a broke mack Type so hard, I'm now typing on a broke Mac Book Air, well girl you look here I look real fly And we fly high I'm like the Latino cop on CSI-I-I [Kool AD] Shorty said I look like the guy Who did that song "La Bamba" What was his name? Ay-carumba! I don't even know, shorty wanna do the rumba I said that was dumb, thu Wait, shorty said I look like Osama Plus Obama, minus the drama Shorty wanna meet my momma Shorty said I look real calm And maybe I got good karma [Hook] I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian It really doesn't matter cause it's all the same and Black boys, brown boys, blah blah blah You give me your number, I call you up Yo, you know who you look like? You know who you look like? You know who you look like? You know who you look like? [Heems] Shorty said I look like Aditya Pancholi, Chunky Pandey or Deepak Tijori Maybe John Abraham or Shahrukh Khan Amitabh Bachchan, Salman Khan Amir Khan, Kader Khan Genghis Khan or Irrfan Khan [Kool AD] I just wanna eloheinu all night long Shorty said I look like the dude from the Passion of the Christ Jesus Christ Shorty said I smell like beans and rice Shorty said I look like the dude from the Passion of the Christ Yeah, shorty said it twice Shorty said I was nice Yeah, shorty bit my ear like Mike Tyse Shorty said I look like Bob Weisz Shorty said I look like Swizz Beats but like Minus the ice Shorty said I'm nice, yeah shorty said it twice [Heems] Shorty said I look like Shaun Bridgmohan I said maybe I might just look like just Mohan Broham, or maybe Rohan Shorty said the ninja that she with ain't this And shorty said I act like a gay David Banner on acid Shorty said I look like I work in a garage Shorty said I'm Turtle from Entourage And she looks like Sloan And when we bone Shorty don't say much, shorty just moan And that's cause I'm a freak, yo Shorty said I look like Richard Grieco [Kool AD] Grieco or Greco? Shorty said I look like Art Deco Shorty said I look like the gecko from the Geico commercials Plus the caveman too, she hurt me [Heems] She hurt you too, man? [Kool AD] She hurt a lot of fools Oh my god she did a lot to a lot of fools Shorty said I look like the dude who cuts her roses She forgets his name but she supposes it was Moses Wait, Moises? Shorty asked why all the boys-es from all those places have such strange names and faces I told her das racist I told her das racist I told her das racist I told her das racist I told her das racist, she likes me cause I'm tasteless I gave her bracelets and we hit it in her momma's basement Adjacent to her gay sister's dark room Shorty says I look like a cartoon Like a dude throwing a harpoon at a whale and shit [Hook] I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian It really doesn't matter cause it's all the same and Black boys, brown boys, blah blah blah You give me your number, I call you up Yo, you know who you look like? You know who you look like? You know who you look like? You know who you look like? [Outro: Heems] Aha, ha Aha, ha DR