Deep Ass Shit (You’ll Get It When You’re High)

Lyrics

[Heems] This is some technique rap It could be some stoner rap Tried it a party and it was my thing Paranoid, self-consciousness is my thing Greedheads and weed heads Self-anointed street cred Emaciated fools look at us and know that we fed Weed edge It ain't a hobby, dude, it's a lifestyle Rap songs about weed, yo that's type-wild Goo so green, it look like Nickelodeon Gak I'm in a Cineplex Odeon burning in the back Listening to Burning Spear Taking trips to Burning Man Told my dude I'd call him back when I'm done with burning, man Burnt after reading the script for Burn After Reading You say it's addictive, I say that's misleading Lampin the basement, lamps for cross-breeding Got a day job, I'll dirt, water, and feed them Afgooey? My uncle's an Afghan Light-skinned Hindu, dude, a real man's man Yeah he grow that gan-gan Right next to the poppies Papi, I caught a whiff quick and tried to cop me Uncloneable shit, that mean you can't copy Then I broke bread, ate my lamb mad sloppily Eyes slanted cuz of Afghan goo Afghan Goo for Himanshu Afgooey Oowee oowee oowee Oowee oowee oowee Oowee oowee oowee oowee [Kool AD] Afgooey Oowee oowee oowee Was finna go out then I watched two movies Now I'm... feelin pretty groovy Probably finna get a snack like Scooby Woooowww This is silly dumb shit Was it really one hit? Now my mouth drier than a nun's tit Aw duggunit Those two zooted motherfuckers gone done it Afgooey Oowee oowee owee Sticky icky icky Vicky Vicky Vicky V-A-Z-Q-U-E-Z, believe me I make these stupid ass raps look easy Yeahhhh Weed marijuana cannabis pot I like to smoke pot Cheeba weed Oh wait, I already said weed Shoutout to my girl Marisol, she love weed Heh Alright see you guys laaater And im out [Pitch shifted] Ayo, what happened to peace? [Kool AD & pitch-shifted voice] PEACE! [A conversation between three kids explaining the effects of smoking marijuana] You're smoking, right? (Riiight.) Okay and then once you keep on t- you know, once it starts kicking in, you start laughing, right? You start laughing, and then, and then you start, you start feeling really really good. And, and then you think of the shit you never thought of. You think of the things that you don't even think of. (Mhm.) Like, like the thing I told you about when my friend told me that deep ass shit that, that, what if life was the blink of an eye? What if this is the blink of an eye and we're already, like, dead? (What the fuck? That doesn't make sense either!) You'll get it when you're high! [Noooo I, I, I GET it. I… It's not supposed to make sense. You're just supposed to be like "What the fuck?"] ("What the fuck, what the fuck?" Exactly!) Exactly! (WTF, WTF.) Nah, nah, nah, no empieces. {"Don't start," in Spanish.} So yeah, that's what happens And then the whole rest of the day you're fucking laughing