Lyrics

I asked her why she won't dye my hair when we're in public She said "I'm just ashamed of your action figure collection" At least I didn't meet my husband at my best friend's funeral And now I'll spend the 4th alone It's not like she wanted to Jump off a cliff, she's gone and doesn't like to lose It's just that she's trying to break down barriers And into your cooler She's trying to steal your favorite number And now I'm wondering Does she like yoga? That soap in your eyes Is so fucking cliche Like the way you sat on him Like you lied about your rollerblades Like you lied about your rollerblades