Off The Hook

Lyrics

When I got the phone call from my girl Boscoe Askin' if I wanna go and grab some tacos Yo I'm in the middle of Street Fighter X I ain't tryna hit up all you can eat night again But Boscoe was like "Ho put down the console If you go to bed starvin' they'll hold me responsible" She was right son the kid was hungry So I stopped M. Bison from kicking Chun Li And I pressed pause, put on my fresh drawers quickly Yes ya'll even shaved my chest all spiffy Then Nikkie Jean hit me, said she was in town for the week And do I wanna come and join her in the sheets Sweet hit up her suite an hour later Frontwards backwards I'm a power player Didn't want Boscoe to be mad I didn't meet her So before I left home left the phone of the receiver Maybe he's sleeping, maybe he's I'll (That's what I want her to think I'm such a stinker) Phone disconnected, unpaid bill it's off the hook It's off the hook It's off the hook It's off the hook It's off the hook 89.99 a month that is comical No frills whole phone bill astronomical My chips so tight That's why I keep my talk time shorter than the head on a San Francisco dyke Sidekick vibratin' off the disco lights The caller ID's read a "f*ck my life" Can't push ignore the cat's ringtone's spoldy oldy But I ain't pickin' up unless this shit about some money Preferably the type that I don't have yet And you dudes need crackberry etiquette it's evident But let me keep it relevant the data plan killing me Move every three weeks so I don't see what they billing me The f*ckery, texting me to RSVP To a show I'm not on duechebag get gone Your buzz won't last long I pushed the power button Callin' from an unknown like a nigga slow or somethin' No, I'm thinking I may go to Morocco Leave my cell phone an arm away message sayin swallow Don't disturb the group but f*ck the system Besides that they got GPS's in em Maybe he's sleeping, maybe he's I'll Phone disconnected, unpaid bill it's off the hook It's off the hook It's off the hook It's off the hook It's off the hook