Lyrics

Little clump of hair Circling the drain Little clump of hair circling the drain You were once a part of me, now you're simply disgusting Little clump of hair In your underwear Little clump of hair in your underwear Why do all the other kids stare, why, why isn't it there? Little clump of hair Finely on your face Little clump of hair finally on your face You've been waiting for years for this funny excuse for a beard Little clump of hair L-i-double t-le, C-l-u-m-p Will I be with you always, will you be with me Little (little) clump of hair, little (little) clump of hair L-i-double t-le, C-l-u-m-p Will I be with you always, will you be with me Circling the, circling the, circling the drain