Grease It

Lyrics

[Verse 1] A man with a big cigar And a big old diamond ring Said he'd make me a superstar "Who cares if you can't sing? You just cut me in for a little piece" He'd say, "It's easy You just need plenty of grease" [Verse 2] A hustler from New York City Said he had the deal for me Told me it'd cost me nothin' Now nothing's usually free He told me he'd get me a brand new lease He'd say, "It's easy You just need plenty of grease" [Chorus] Bigger they come, the harder you fall You'd better get off quickly, though If you're gonna get off at all 'Fore they take you for a ride (Take you for a) Take you for a ride (Take you for a ride) Thicker the grease The farther you slide [Verse 3] The groupies out in Frisco Could tell I was in pain Told me they could show me how To play the old ball game You buy a cake, honey, you bound to get a piece They say, "It's easy You just need plenty of grease" [Pre-Chorus] Ah, if the shoe fits you can wear it If it don't just grin and bury it We'll use it, just release it And if it don't fit we can grease it [Chorus] Bigger they come, the harder you fall You'd better get off quickly, though If you're gonna get off at all 'Fore they take you for a ride (Take you for a) Take you for a ride (Take you for a ride) Thicker the grease The farther you slide [Verse 4] Now if someone wants to grease it Tell 'em you don't need the help You just flip 'em half a peace sign, brother And grease it for yourself You buy a shark, man, you bound to feed the beast It's easy You just need plenty of grease [Chorus] Oh, bigger they come, the harder you fall (Better get off, you better get off, better get off) You'd better get off quickly, though If you're gonna get off at all 'Fore they take you for a ride (Take you for a) Take you for a ride (Take you for a ride) Thicker the grease The farther you slide Thicker the grease The farther you slide