Goodbye

Lyrics

[VIVIAN] (spoken) On behalf of myself and my husband Charles We appreciate you coming to his virtual funeral (sung) Even when expected It's really not Let's all give our thanks For the time we got Thank you for coming It means a lot Goodbye And if Charles were here We know what he'd say: "Take good care of the boat I would love to stay But my bridge hand's arrived At the final play" Goodbye Let's all raise a glass To the time that we shared And thе people we lovеd And the friends who cared And the good that we did And the dreams that we dared to dream That we dared to— That we dared to— (spoken) Really, Time Warner? Now you crash? (sung) Do you laugh? Do you cry? Do you run and hide? Do you dry all the tears That you should have cried? Do you just tell the truth— The connection's died—? Goodbye (spoken) Dear God, how many gray suits can one man own? (sung) Meet a boy, fall in love And the world is new And he's poor, and he's brash But his love is true You tell all of the things You're supposed to do Goodbye You put Vassar on hold And become his rock And your dreams become sweat That's around the clock Throw the doors open wide And the clients flock Goodbye And you're finally through With the same old songs Put the truth in the trash Where the truth belongs Or, let's just say, where it remains Look at that Here it lies Time goes on, things get old Then you hit a snag You do all that you can So the tongues don't wag Then you fill up your life In a garbage bag Goodbye And you marvel, in fact At the price it cost Was it worth all the pain? All the "you" you lost? With a "whoosh" down the bin All the years get tossed Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye (spoken) You stupid son of a bitch!