Pay For Surf

Lyrics

[Intro] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh [Verse 1] She's really stricken by that bronze-skinned idol With his dubious smile and a promise of revival He strikes a pose A perfect note Hands her a rose And another quote from his Bible [Chorus 1] (Surf's down) Here's an artificial wave by the Astroturf (Surf's down) If the water's flat, he'll pay for surf (Surf's down) By inflatable palm trees on the shifting sand (Surf's down) She plays beach blanket bingo with her plastic man He'll pay for surf [Hook] Ooh, ooh [Verse 2] She likes the feel of that lukewarm water And the guy seems concerned like a heavenly father Lends her a hand 'Cause he's the man With the tanning-bed tan And the lambs to the slaughter [Chorus 1] Yeah (Surf's down) Here's an artificial wave by the Astroturf (Surf's down) If the water's flat, he'll pay for surf (Surf's down) By inflatable palm trees on the shifting sand (Surf's down) She plays beach blanket bingo with her plastic man (He pays for surf) He pays for surf (He pays for surf) He pays for surf (He pays for surf) He pays for surf [Verse 3] It's a happy-ever-after little vignette (Surf's down) He says "Baby, let's sail into the sunset" (Surf's down) But you can't get far On this chlorine sea Now she's back home And he's history Just another reject [Chorus 2] (Surf's down) Here's an artificial wave by the Astroturf (Surf's down) When the water was flat, he paid for surf (Surf's down) An inflatable palm tree on the shifting sand (Surf's down) Where she plays beach blanket bingo with her plastic man (Now she's back in it) She prays for surf (Now she's back in it) She prays for surf (Now she's back in it) Now she prays for surf (Now she's back in it) She prays for surf