Autographs For The Sick

Lyrics

[Introduction] Uno, dos, one two three, quatro (Interpretation please) One, two, one, two, three, four [Verse 1] Autographs for the sick, they want to touch you Monogrammed polygraph kit, she wants to buy two She's warning all her children of the horrors of rock'n roll You're a bonfire lover counting dollars in the afterglow [Verse 2] Phonographs for the deaf, they can't hear you Gloves for the amputees, they can't cheer you Down at the stadium they're waiting for the end of the age You're praying for the healthy while the lame never get to the stage [Verse 1] Autographs for the sick, they want to touch you Monogrammed polygraph kit, she wants to buy two She's warning all her children of the horrors of rock'n roll You're a bonfire lover counting dollars in the afterglow [Coda] Dit dit doo