Bones In The Gutter

Lyrics

[Intro] Right [Verse 1] There I was, lookin' for somethin' new Man comes into my view Tells me, "Hey, kid, you wanna make ten bucks?" Bud gave me dirty looks "Hey man, tell me what I gotta do" Man tore the money right in half Says then to kill the fatted calf A rich fat lady with diamonds and rocks I'm thinkin', "Man this sucks, need a cement mixer I ain't writin' no epitaph" [Pre-Chorus] Make-up to her chin But don't ask me where the hell she's been [Chorus] Broken bones in the gutter But did I murder your mother? Sorry 'bout dem bones in the muddy gutter, yeah [Verse 2] My bud Sal and me stole a crane And then I stabbed the bitch in a vein Yeah, she fell down on the big crane hook I got this cool idea from a mystery book, yeah Fell down before she felt the pain Put her in the mixer, aimed the chute A few steps back, clean off my boot Couple of days, walk down the street There were bones but no more meat Broken bones in the gutter Got the rest of my loot [Pre-Chorus] Make-up to her chin But don't ask me where the hell she's been [Chorus] Broken bones in the gutter But did I murder your mother? Sorry 'bout dem bones in the muddy gutter, yeah [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] Damn, lady so big, eighteen wheeler trailer woman She's gonna make me rich as hell with her [Pre-Chorus] Make-up to her chin But don't ask me where the hell she's been [Chorus] Broken bones in the gutter But did I murder your mother? Broken bones in the gutter But did I murder your mother? Broken bones in the gutter But did I murder your mother? Broken bones in the gutter But did I murder your mother? Sorry 'bout dem bones in the muddy gutter, yeah Yeah, huh, yeah, yeah [Guitar Solo] [Scatting]