Lyrics

[Verse 1] I opened up the door and then I walked into the bar Through the smoky dim-lit haze, I saw him from afar Moved a little closer just to get a better view He looked at me, smiled, and said, "I'm the one for you" [Chorus] We've heard one too many overused pick-up lines Give us some credit, we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind [Verse 2] Saw another guy right then, his suit was tailor-made Unfortunately, so were his lines much to my dismay Thought he had me pegged, tried to impress me with his cash "You'd look great on my yacht," was the best line that he had [Chorus] We've heard one too many overused pick-up lines Give us some credit, we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind [Interlude] [Verse 3] Over in the corner I saw this one all alone Looked like Mr. Natural, the kind you would take home Not like any of the others I've just seen tonight At least until he opened his mouth, "Hey babe, what's your sign?" [Chorus] We've heard one too many overused pick-up lines Give us some credit, we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind [Bridge] "The other ones are complete bullshit" [Interlude] [Verse 4] Got fed up, decided to leave after one last drink Felt a tap on my shoulder and started to think I can't take this anymore, what will this line be? That's when he let his line fly, "Hi, my name is Steve" [Outro] Where have you been all of my life, sweet thing? Can I buy you a drink, marry you, anything?