Ramona (Bonus Track)

Lyrics

[Intro: Mary Elizabeth Winstead] This is an automated voice messaging system, Ramona is not available, please record your message after the beep *beep* [Interlude: Michael Cera, Kristina Pesic, Ingrid Haas, Will Bowes, Celine Lepage, Tara Mason, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Nelson Frankin, Mark Webber, Kieran Culkin, and Aubery Plaza] Michael Cera-Scott Pilgrim: What do you know about Ramona Flowers? Kristina Pesic-Monique: I heard she has a boyfriend Ingrid Haas-Sandra: Yeah, some guy back in New York Michael Cera-Scott Pilgrim: Is Gideon your boyfriend? Michael Cera-Scott Pilgrim: What do you know about Ramona Flowers? Celine Lepage-Party Goer: Not to be entered into lightly. Mary Elizabeth Winstead-Ramona Flowers: I've dabbled in being a bitch Michael Cera-Scott Pilgrim: What do you know about Ramona Flowers? Will Bowes-Party Goer: She's got some battle scars, dude Mary Elizabeth Winstead-Ramona Flowers: Yeah. We all have baggage Michael Cera-Scott Pilgrim: What do you know about Ramona Flowers? Tara Mason-Party Goer: She has men dying at her feet Mary Elizabeth Winstead-Ramona Flowers: Do you mind if we don't get into that right now? Michael Cera-Scott Pilgrim: What do you know about Ramona Flowers? Nelson Frankin-Comeau: I guess she's a little hardcore Mary Elizabeth Winstead-Ramona Flowers: I don't even know what I'm like anymore Michael Cera-Scott Pilgrim: So...wanna hang out sometime, get to know each other? Mary Elizabeth Winstead-Ramona Flowers: Uh...that'd be a little awkward Mark Webber-Stephan Stills: Didn't you say she just broke up with someone? Michael Cera-Scott Pilgrim: Hey, do you wanna, like, talk, or whatever? Mary Elizabeth Winstead-Ramona Flowers: Umm, no, that's ok. I don't wanna think about it too much Michael Cera-Scott Pilgrim: What do you wanna talk about? Mary Elizabeth Winstead-Ramona Flowers: Well, umm...if we're gonna date you might have to defeat my seven evil exes Michael Cera-Scott Pilgrim: Your seven evil exes? Kerian Culkin-Wallace Wells: Seven- Mary Elizabeth Winstead-Ramona Flowers: Seven evil exes, yes. Kerian Culkin-Wallace Wells: Deadly- Michael Cera-Scott Pilgrim: League of evil exes? Kerian Culkin-Wallace Wells: X's Mary Elizabeth Winstead-Ramona Flowers: Seven evil exes, yes Michael Cera-Scott Pilgrim: That is evil Mary Elizabeth Winstead-Ramona Flowers: You don't have a choice Michael Cera-Scott Pilgrim: That is evil Mary Elizabeth Winstead-Ramona Flowers: Y'know, I don't enjoy all this, Scott. I'm sick of it. (Sick of it, sick of it, sick of it, sick of it, sick of it, sick of it, sick of it.) Michael Cera-Scott Pilgrim: Am I cool enough for Ramona? Aubery Plaza-Julie Flowers: Whatever! Ramona's out of your league, let's just leave it at that