You Suck!

Lyrics

[Spoken - Dan Bull] I can't believe I'm battling a snowman You're not even a- a snow golem, with a pumpkin on your head You're just... I know you're made entirely of frozen water, but you're hardly... Ice Cube, are you? Anyway, c'mon, Frosty, hit me [Verse 1: Frosty and Dan Bull] I said my first word, my first word Happy year, happy year- year, hey! I said- up, down Up, up, down, up, up, down Frosty the snowman, is a fairy tale, they say He was built of snow, so the children know When I'm spitting the flames, all up in his face, then he's about to melt away I hate red, I- I hate red I hate rеd, I- I hate- I hate- [?] I said uh-uh- I said uh-uh-uh- I said I said uh-uh- I said uh-uh-uh-great! I'm amazеd you came to battle, because you're pretty flaky Back in the day, we called your snowflakes [?] babies Methinks you're triggered, maybe Now I'm out to cancel Christmas Without your backing track of carolin' singers, man, you sound ridiculous [Chorus: Frosty and Dan Bull] Uh oh Oh-uh-oh-uh-oh oh (oh) Uh oh You're rapping like a man who hasn't even tried before I'm a rhyming Thor and I will thaw this glorified icicle North pole, north pole- melt- north pole North pole- melt- north pole I tred on shit like you when I walk down the local lane So why the fuck am I debating with a mound of frozen rain? Uh oh-uh-oh-oh (You... suck.) Uh oh, uh-oh-oh You suck You suck even more than the fact that... the only... real reason I'm trying to steal Girlfriend from Boyfriend is that... my own girlfriend left me and... I'm desperately trying to find anything that'll... mend this broken heart of mine I mean, how can I be expected to join in with the festive good will and cheer, when I spend... so many night alone with... nobody to hold me... nobody listens to- Uh-uh-oh, uh-uh-uh-oh-uh (This is-) Uh-uh-oh, (This is what I mean) uh-uh-uh-oh-uh Uh-uh, uh-uh, oh, [?] This is what I mean, this is why you make me like this. You'd think of all the people that'd be able to just stand there, quietly, and listen to me for a minute... Would be a fucking snowman! Fucking cunt! [Verse 3: Frosty and Dan Bull] Uh oh Oh-uh-uh-oh-uh oh Santa and Frosty ain't gonna stop me being naughty You're not even a real tradition, you're just a lyric performed by [?] North pole, north pole- melt- north pole North pole- melt- north pole You're a total nobody with no balls but snow balls Your scrotal region's even more unneeded than your vocals And when the temp goes- and when the temp goes And when the temp- oh- and when the temp goes- and when the temp goes These cold streets is still too hot for Frosty the Snowman Standing there all day [?] Confiscate your [?] and nose Grab your old silk hat, and trample it to a slow jam I hate red, I- I hate red I hate red, I- I hate- I hate- [?] Po- po- uh- po-po-po-po-pole Pol- pol- pol- uh- po-po-po-pole-uh There isn't a doubt about it, now This clown's about to fail [?] I'm gonna melt his mouth, there's nothing to shout about I would pull his trousers down, but there's nothing south of his bowels, ouch [Chorus: Frosty and Dan Bull] Uh oh Oh-uh-oh-uh-oh oh (oh) Uh oh If you think being a snowman is the realest of struggles I'm sure that you'll prefer your next career as a puddle North pole, north pole- melt- north pole North pole- melt- north pole Thank Christ for climate change You might just finally take the hint that I've been tryna' make for the entire day and die away You did great! I did-just great! Don't you get, don't you get, mushy You did great! I did-just great! Don't you get, don't you get, mushy Even if Jason Mamoa was made of the snow I'd be breaking the bones in his face with my flows Make a paste of his nose, you're a waste of H2O It's pretty basic, though, every snowman I've met's dead, even those that were built days ago [Spoken - Dan Bull] So goodbye, Frosty! I'll miss you! I- I really will miss you, actually I've had a really nice time. Just hanging out with you and the- the- the kids and... just socializing... having a good time