SteamWorld Quest

Lyrics

[Intro] Daram, dam, dam, dam Let's loop that intro Increase that watch time [Verse] Attention, adventurer! Fetch a couple of friends at once And then come up to the entrance of my den, the one with the pretentious front See, my intention is to send you on a journey Just sign here, here and here, no need to pester your attorney I can assure you all, it's all above board ensuring your return It's all insured and after all, I'm sure you can all afford a gurney Right then who's ready for excitement? Who's very good at delicately repelling furry pikemen? Excelling when you fight them, dishing out heroic strikes No crying either I require my hires to be the stoic type And go in like the clappers, arms flailing like some ninetys rappers Hyped up to slap whatever surprise attackers might come at us Psychopathic type to grab a tiger by the knackers Stare him right in the eye and sigh "Pff, like it matters" Crikey that was quite a tangent let me wind it back a tad I'm combining violent acts with grinding, knights and baccarat My new type of battle rap thrice as nice as past examples We three are the real deal, you're manufactured plastic samples I'm basked in candle light, casting magic from fantastic angles Like hammers smacking anvils, so fast your wider family's entire future, present and their past is cancelled I know that has to rankle But show me that you're thankful And I might just let you leave the table breathing Without the need for fatal beatings to alleviate your evil deeds We are by far the hardest of menage a trois this side of Mars No need to mine for gold now, we're bringing giant bars You can't be coming in our town, and chucking your cards down You just interrupted a game, look, this is my round So shut up and be quiet now Before you get sparked out 'Cause every crustacean's just made of mush under that hard shell We'll fight peasants, knights, kings crying "Guards, help!" While we rain fire down And shout "Where are your gods now?" But you know what? There's more to us than all the pain we're dealing What about the pain we're feeling, too? That pain needs healing There's only so much strain, a lone brain can take and keep in From the nascent morning's warm rays to evening Before the walls will break and all the caged frustration seeps in We're waist deep in freezing water that won't wait to deepen Each of us believes we're alone in separated pieces But this way of thinking's way too frequent, so we need to change the sequence We need to speak to mates that we relate to Who may be feeling each as isolated and unappreciated and drained of meaning It's a way to vent to ventilate the steam you may be breathing Put together we can overcome our heads and slay the demons Make a team, cooperate, collaborate cohesively And we will take on what we face and beat the danger easily (Trivia) You can't spell "steam" without "team" (Facts) You can't expect help without saying "Help me" Without being down to help out with the helping And you can't be down to help out without helping And you can't help out without helping yourself Here's a helping of self help: stop doubting yourself now 'Cause if you can't help doubting I doubt the doubt's helping [Outro] But anyway, I digress This song's about SteamWorld Quest