Rugbuggery

Album cover art for "Rugbuggery" by Dan Bull

Dan Bull - Rap, Comedy

Rugbuggery

2 Plays

Duration: 2:09

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Lyrics

[Verse 1] They call me Douglby, I tackle issues like ruggle-by A blend of gentlemanliness and thuggery I'll class you with some very expensive bubbly Bloody luxury, bone cutlery Protrudes from your wounds, buggery Ooh, a scrummage, lovely jubbly A useful excuse to induce you to cuddle me The two teams squeeze together quite snugly Rummaging and fumbling with undiscovered subtlety Beneath the scrummaging, we're being all couply I'm roughly as politically correct as Little Huckleberry Finn using epithets no longer customary I'll get with your ex, then apply for custody Of your little buggers, then we'll bugger off to Tuscany I'm in your cufflinks and tux, living comfortably Bloody luxury, being you? Sucks to be [Chorus] Whether you rap, whether you rock or whether you roll I insist that you relinquish all control We're playing rugby and the ball's your soul So pass it back to Douglby and we'll all go home [Verse 2] Rap's raconteur, back on tour I'll blap a crap reviewer, sacre bleu, huh That's one fewer wrongdoer I'm long due an apology, and I want you to give one to me If you ever listened to a rapper and it wasn't me I'll pull off my tracky bottoms and give you a tracheotomy I'll leave you looking like a child eating broccoli Ticking you off saying, "Chew your food properly!" I operate a strict sick-lyrics-only policy So originality's a pretty big priority I lyrically precede the Iliad and Odyssey They found my lyric pad within a Celtic monastery Follow Gilgamesh's genealogy through Ptolemy Anyone of quality, they probably just copied me So are my sonnets prophecy or an anomaly? A little bit of column A, a bit of column B [Chorus] Whether you rap, whether you rock or whether you roll I insist that you relinquish all control We're playing rugby and the ball's your soul So pass it back to Douglby and we'll all go home

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Credits

Writers
  • Dan Bull