Return Of Django Reinhardt

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[Intro] Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt Die hard while I hold the line, I'm a lionheart Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art [Verse 1] Reinhardt's here from a bygone era A lionheart, he'll hit high and hard Dealing truckloads of damage with the rocket hammer Slamming on your noggin 'Til you're flatter than the ham is in a sandwich Gets hyped for the battle 'cause he's streaming David Hasselhoff So keep your head down like you're feeding from a cattle trough You don't want no hassle off, this teutonic dude coming Two ton of human castle with a tousled roof on it Suit of armour shining like a tin of shoe polish Hammer slamming down like they found a new comet With a nuke on it, new and improved to juice omnics The supersonic boom rattles in your ear like a loose grommet With the bass shaking your boot from it Make you feel like Dre came back and made a new Chronic So if you've got a problem then come on and do something There'll probably be nothing left of you except a whodunit [Chorus] Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt Die hard while I hold the line, I'm a lionheart Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt Die hard while I hold the line, I'm a lionheart Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art [Verse 2] Reinhardt will ride, hard as a hammer on a stallion Chivalry's alive, but he's not asking if he can marry you Knight in shining armour, he looks like a high commander Of a fleet of viking pirates who just seem to like to charm us During the omnic crisis, he lost the sight in one eye 'Cause he was swamped with irresponsible excitement It's one thing being confident and hyped up It's quite another being incompetent and mindless But underneath the young demeanour Deep beneath the boldness He believes in being Noble and pleasing Balderich Flipping massive shoulders that are big as actual boulders He'll bring you to a dark place as if he's Matthew Holness He could stroll up to a pack of passing soldiers And be like: hold up, retreat, go back and pack your dolls up He could make a navy seal, feel like a baby seal Can't keep the metal clean forever so let's stain this steel [Chorus] Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt Die hard while I hold the line, I'm a lionheart Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt Die hard while I hold the line, I'm a lionheart Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art [Verse 3] When all you have is a hammer everything is a nail Swinging and flailing it as if it was a tail Crusading through the place like you were Richard in Acre Slaying dragons like the king did to people of a different race Middle age is just a mindstate, get out that little cage It's a little late to chase youth, that's a trivial phase And it'll fade, give or take a few years, you'll get all grey Your little great grandkid will visit your grave and it'll say: Rip he was renowned for conspicuous bravery As cheerful and neighbourly as suspicious of knavery Committed to his mission with a valiant zeal Although he's trapped in the past like watching Ally McBeal The man is married to steel but cannot carry a shield Why would he bother when he can whip out the barrier field How do you feel when that big hammer is dealing That much damage, that you really need a charity appeal? [Chorus] Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt Die hard while I hold the line, I'm a lionheart Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt Die hard while I hold the line, I'm a lionheart Guten tag, hallo, hi, I'm Reinhardt Hitting things with a hammer is a fine art