Not About Fortnite

Lyrics

[Chorus] This song's not about Fortnite It's about how it's not about Fortnite No, it's not about Fortnite It's about piggybacking on the back of Fortnite [Verse 1] Hi, you probably came here to see Fortnite Well, I'm sorry guy for the surprise that you've been caught by I just picked a trending topic to attach my name to (Dan Bull) Not really bothered if you reckon that it's lame, dude But now I've captured your attention There are a couple of other subject matters I want to mention But YouTube lately has become a real shit show Let me explain in case you think that was a bit low Our favourite creators aren't James Corden, Jimmy Kimmel and Ellen The trending page is empty advertising space they're selling You can get a plugin now to see what's really trending It's mainly stuff from Asia YouTube's suspending Ooh look, where have you been hiding, PewDiePie? Did YouTube remove you from the crew invited to the nightclub? It's just a VIP club and each of us Who've been putting blood, sweat and tears in are being shoved out! 'Cause YouTube are terrified of Netflix So stretching out the watch time's the only way to get rich Every year this site makes Google a loss So they need to boost the views as much as humanly possible I mean, if you were YouTube, would you give a toss Whether well-performing videos were stupid or not? No! It's not about quality, it's quantity Disregarding what the people want to see, and we don't want TV (Cut the cable!) [Pre-Chorus] We just want to see the channels we're subscribed to Instead we get suggestions based on what gets higher views Using information I didn't want to provide you But never mind, I guess I like Fortnite too... [Chorus] This song's not about Fortnite (Fortnite!) It's about how it's not about Fortnite (Fortnite!) No, it's not about Fortnite (Fortnite!) It's about piggybacking on the back of Fortnite (Fortnite!) This song's not about Fortnite (Fortnite!) It's about how it's not about Fortnite (Fortnite!) No, it's not about Fortnite (Fortnite!) It's about piggybacking on the back of Fortnite (Fortnite!) [Verse 2] If you want to make a quick buck, pick what the kids watch Make a cheesy rap on it, give it a sick hook Once upon a time that required FNAF and Minecraft Now it's Fortnite, so of course, I provide that I've got to keep my Socialblade numbers bubbling They seem to be in trouble; I'm struggling to recover them Thus, I'm juggling the topics that I want to rap about With all that other stuff you're asking me to make a track about No wonder so many creators all get knackered out But I love making new stuff too much to be backing out Plus, I made over a million people click subscribe But the site won't notify them that my clips have just arrived So now you have click the little bell But if you didn't, it'll tell the algorithm it should miss you out And despite what they say, it's damn well faulty Oy, Susan Wojcicki, can you tell I'm salty? Nowadays, if you're not milking every trending topic straight away You may as well not be in the creator database So I'm Jumping on this bandwagon after seeing Ali-A RiceGum did it, so it's morally okay Well, I should grab a hundred content creators from near and far Put them on a track, call it a Rap Battle Royale In fact, I'm actually going to go and do that, so don't move I'll be soon back, with a new track [Chorus] This song's not about Fortnite (Fortnite!) It's about how it's not about Fortnite (Fortnite!) No, it's not about Fortnite (Fortnite!) It's about piggybacking on the back of Fortnite (Fortnite!) This song's not about Fortnite (Fortnite!) It's about how it's not about Fortnite (Fortnite!) No, it's not about Fortnite (Fortnite!) It's about piggybacking on the back of Fortnite (Fortnite!) [Outro] YouTube, what are you doing? Go home, you're drunk! I'm justifiably in a position where I'm salty AF! But I'm not going anywhere!