It’s Bloody Roadhog

Lyrics

[Intro: anything4views] So much drama going on in the L.B.C It's kinda hard being Road H-O-single G It's bloody Roadhog Ay, it's Chad and I'm really fat It's bloody Roadhog You know, I kind of look like Roadhog Is this, is this why you asked me To be part of your Roadhog rap, Dan? [Verse 1: Dan Bull, anything4views] It's bloody Roadhog, that bloke what don't knock the door Before he blows all your clothes off, so what? Your number's up like he's scrolling through your phone log You're just another Joe Bloggs, learning that there's no God Twisted Jehovah's witness sticking shit through your postbox Hopping on the chopper, rode off, you know he won't stop For nothing but a robbery, a sloppy joe or blowjob The saggy pantsed avalanche to your snow-drop Flows hotter than a smoke shop stove top Big belly flopping, stopping any deadly bowshot He's his own boss, road up to a roadblock And told cops he's robbing them So sorry for the hold up, oh fu- Rock and roll, frog and toad Hot and cold, lock and load No one else gotten close, bruv Heavy as a truck, rigged up, fingerless gloves Knuckle dusters and a thumb ring, ready to ruck big Going up against this bugger is a tough gig Feel the hooks dig, bleeding like a stuck pig Grammatic anarchist, no fucks gived Oh no, he didn't go there, he just did! Alright, I'm gonna do the Roadhog thing Okay, you ready? [Chorus: Dan Bull, anything4views] Just when you reckon this rap's run amok I pull a Roadhog and drag you right back with the hook Roadhog, it's bloody Roadhog Stopping your life story during the prologue Roadhog, it's bloody Roadhog Nothing but flows, no build-up and no drop Roadhog, it's bloody Roadhog You can go sod yourself with your own knob [Verse 2: Dan Bull, anything4views] Down and dirty, below the belt is how he fights Gut busting, belly button is the outie-type As if his belt size isn't an unhealthy sign Why lose weight now? Another day there'll still be time He'll be fine, filthy minded, filthy swine Guilty of crimes of the kill people kind Messy pig, prime specimen, try and get him in a bind And you're like to find your lifeline lessening Lying little swines, I've a life lesson, listen in When life gives you lemons, make a mess of 'em When you're contaminated with that much radiation You'll have to gas mask your face up to save your bacon When people are face to face with a danger dealer They could either make a meal of it or take a breather Break a case of beer, chase it with a plate of quesadilla Taste the meat, appreciate the flavour, bacon squealer An impatiant diva meets an Australian geezer Then eats enough greasy stuff to create a seizure Blazing reefers then blaming the red eye on hay fever Don't know if you're gonna use this But if it's fucking garbage, be honest Yeah, I know, I didn't think that punch line was great either [Chorus: Dan Bull, anything4views] Just when you reckon this rap's run amok I pull a Roadhog and drag you right back with the hook Roadhog, it's bloody Roadhog Stopping your life story during the prologue Roadhog, it's bloody Roadhog Nothing but flows, no build-up and no drop Roadhog, it's bloody Roadhog You can go sod yourself with your own knob Just when you reckon this rap's run amok I pull a Roadhog and drag you right back with the hook Roadhog, it's bloody Roadhog Stopping your life story during the prologue Roadhog, it's bloody Roadhog Nothing but flows, no build-up and no drop Roadhog, it's bloody Roadhog You can go sod yourself with your own knob [Outro: anything4views] Was, was that loud enough? I'll do those last lines one more time I'll try to sound more obnoxious