Doomfist’s Greatest Hit

Lyrics

[Intro: Dan Bull] I'm coming in now [Verse 1: Dan Bull] This game's got a new twist If you missed it, let's do this I'll introduce you to the dude gifted with huge mitts It's Doomfist, when the tune shifts and that boom hits Then you get smacked through bricks flat So, cubist art critics are all asking you, "Ooh, who did that?" Who mixes better metaphors that are fitting like a glove If the shoe fits, bruv, do you lift? There's too many bloos in the queue, shift Move it or he'll use his Q-shift, in two clicks your noob pick Will be a view from the cliffs on Route 66 It's a true privilege he picked you to hit [Chorus: Tay Zonday] Every battle galvanizes the powerful Weakness is a trait we won't tolerate or allow for It's survival of the fittest, ruling with an iron fist And pulverizing fools who try and resist Every battle galvanizes those who merit it Without the winning hand, you're doomed to go uncredited It's survival of the worthy, gain control over the earth Those who don't deserve a role are thrown into a world of hurt [Verse 2: Dan Bull] Everybody trying to stop his nasty plans for a piece of the pie Will catch these hands in a meteor strike Don't need guns, got these guns Don't need reasons, don't see a need to be tooled up He's crushing any fool 'til they're all dust That isn't an arm, it's a school bus Garnished with the pulled tusks of a walrus Here's an announcement and a mouthful He's sure more than a scoundrel Employed at the Talon council as a bouncer and a councilor Man, it's doubtful, you're not down for the count Pound for pound, he's pounding you out 'Til you're shouting for someone to help Don't look at me, call somebody else Running your mouth, you're running a gauntlet You'll get a suddenly sore lip And a broken nose running like a faucet So cork it or get launched into orbit, awkward When the straw poll's closed and all's told There's no poor soul more swole Punching a borehole in the North Pole Split your wig fourfold, Warhol [Chorus: Tay Zonday] Every battle galvanizes the powerful Weakness is a trait we won't tolerate or allow for It's survival of the fittest, ruling with an iron fist And pulverizing fools who try and resist Every battle galvanizes those who merit it Without the winning hand, you're doomed to go uncredited It's survival of the worthy, gain control over the earth Those who don't deserve a role are thrown into a world of hurt [Verse 3: Dan Bull] Straight outta Nigeria Criteria, strike fear in the mind of inferiors You might experience serious harm to your insides and interiors Period, you might be curious why he really doesn't like gorrilas And it's quite clearly because he was confined for years In a tight area by Winston, now he's quite furious Poor Winston, Winston's sad and now, poor Winston's mad He's been stung bad Coming in for the world's biggest fist bump, sit on that Big strong lad with a big strong jab, King Kong in combat With the chimps, they never should have picked on Ak Do you reckon that they're gonna live long? Nah It's knuckle crunch time, one size fits all He won't be sticking it where the sun shines, it's sore I saw a rocket punch that put me off my lunch like A bunch of fives in a row, that's a punchline No other stomach in this planet with a dozen pack His guns are cannons, hooks are savage Like this Kustom track is, plus he's black Not that it matters, I just thought I'd add it 'cause it was a fact Such a subtle language, plus a massive knuckle sandwich Double damage, fingers like shovels Slamming fists down like a shuttle landing Smashing the toughest skull to fragments Like they're dud ceramics Running up and uppercutting past your buff mechanics Slapping you so chuffing fast It's looking like you've up and vanished [Chorus: Tay Zonday] Every battle galvanizes the powerful Weakness is a trait we won't tolerate or allow for It's survival of the fittest, ruling with an iron fist And pulverizing fools who try and resist Every battle galvanizes those who merit it Without the winning hand, you're doomed to go uncredited It's survival of the worthy, gain control over the earth Those who don't deserve a role are thrown into a world of hurt