Deadpool Song

Lyrics

[Intro] Intro Forced laughter Declaration of excitement Build-up Build-up, build-up, build-up, build-up, build-up, build-up Build-up, build-up, build-up, build-up, build-up, build-up Build-up, build-up, build-up, build-up, build-up, build-up Drop [Verse 1] Mah! This is a song that's self-referential By Dan Bull about a fellow called Deadpool Both dead-cool, both mental Both use terms that are frowned on in general We're giving you a heart attack The proper medical term for that's cardiac We put in two-hundred percent You're probably only doing about half of that Who's this beautiful dude doing martial arts? Hey! Where's Ms Marvel at? I'm the marvelous marvel of Marvel you marvel at Throwing marbles at marmosets Wearing a tight, black and red pajama set Nomming marmalade because I'm Marvin, mate And now, I've got to dash because I'm rather late For the hook in which I lazily chant my name [Hook] Dead to the pool to the pool to the dead If it doesn't make sense, well, it's all in your head Pool to the dead to to dead to the pool Ooh! Bikinis! Head to the pool Dead to the pool to the pool to the dead If it doesn't make sense, well, it's all in your head Impressed mildly be you'll, backwards this read, bro, story cool [Verse 2] So, scratch that Deadpool itch Livestream it all on Twitch Self-referential kitsch Auto-tuned to perfect pitch Call women; ho and bitch Then repeat until you're rich It's pronounced niche not "Nich" Oh-no, YouTube just glitched There's too much anger Give me a chimichanga I'm a chubby wanker I can't read the signs well enough to see the dan-ger Oh, hang on, cheeky banter! And I'm fidgety, rowdy, skittish Inexplicably sounding British Round up critics that downvote this And skip their life story to the finish With so many fates to save the world from Who will step to the plate? Wade will, son I make you disappear from the net like your name was... I was running out of rhymes for Wilson Even though I just had the opportunity to change it I still said Wilson And now, I've done it again, we should probably bring the fills in [Hook] Dead to the pool to the pool to the dead If it doesn't make sense, well, it's all in your head Pool to the dead to to dead to the pool Ooh! Bikinis! Head to the pool Dead to the pool to the pool to the dead If it doesn't make sense, well, it's all in your head Impressed mildly be you'll, backwards this read, bro, story cool [Outro] This song is for sale You have money Go on! Treat yourself Have you noticed how many of Dan Bull's songs End really suddenly on the final wooooooooooord?