Dubstep Metal Girl

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey, girl! You're looking so damn hot Like you're from a double rainbow Damn, girl! You're looking so tasty I'm like a fat kid and you're a really sexy cake [Pre-Chorus] Come on and have a dance with me She's that dubstep metal girl! Come on and have some fun with me She's that dubstep metal girl! [Chorus] She will be my metal girl No way man, she'll be my dubstep girl She's so metal at making party That doesn't really make sense but English is Andy's second language [Verse 2] Ballz Uh... what? Your balls are smaller than mine! Are smaller than mine! Waffles! I will make her waffles! For breakfast! Yeah? Well I'll get her lunch and tea and for dessert she can have me! Not like a cannibal though, you know More of a rodeo Minus the violent undertones She could be metal Juliet and I'd be dubstep Romeo Without the terrible death You know I'm not convinced these metaphors are the best way to get this across [Pre-Chorus] Come on and have a dance with me She's that dubstep metal girl! Come on and have some fun with me She's that dubstep metal girl! [Chorus] She will be my metal girl No way man, she'll be my dubstep girl She's so metal at making party That doesn't really make sense but English is Andy's second language [Verse 3] Yeah, anyway, she is mine You don't get her, I'm too sweet Wait a second, you said "sweet" So you're gay, she is mine No way I'm not gay, you're just jealous of my hair Maybe you're gay! I'm not gay! But you do have nice hair Cheers, but she's still mine No! [Bridge] I- I will buy her a unicorn! And it's over 9000! What? Uh, I will clone myself And my clone will go shoe shopping with her Because I'm a real man and real men don't go shoe shopping So I'll leave that to my clone... I'm serious! There's only one way to settle this... What's that? Epic solo battle! [Instrumental] [Outro] Hey Guys! What? She is a he! But I'm very cute Noooo! Now this whole song makes us look gay! Noooo! Shemale alert!