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Well you might think I'm way off course But you could sum up America's political discourse And you might could believe it, or maybe you won't, but Red states got the Waffle House, Blue states don't Might be the bacon 'n cheese grit diet Or the sausage that makes folks lean to the right Or Uncle Joe's Pork Chops, big as a boat Red states got the Waffle House, Blue states don't What makes a fella favor Nixon over JFK Might be all of them hash browns Scattered, Smothered, Covеred, Chunked Diced, Pеppered, Capped, Topped, Country Scattered, Smothered, Covered, Chunked Diced, Peppered, Capped, Topped, Country So let the pundits worry 'bout the gender gap Tax policy, all of that crap It ain't gay marriage or the war on dope Red States got the Waffle House, Blue States don't