Shakespeare’s Got a Gun

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Shakespeare's got a mail order Uzi Shakespeare's got a gun, he's gonna use it Shakespeare's got a prostitute named Suzy Shakespeare's got a gun he's gonna use it It seems some monkey just outside of Pittsburgh Finally typed out Hamlet, typed out Hamlet word for word Shakespeare's pissed off, Shakespeare's got an Uzi Shakespeare's got a gun, he's gonna use it Shakespeare's got a Fendеr Stratocaster He's got the suckеr cranked, he's going to blast 'er Led Zeppelin was never any faster Shakespeare's got a Fender Stratocaster He's dressed in black, he's got a Marshall stack He dances with baboons who jump up on his back Oh, Love's Labour's Lost, that's in the past Shakespeare's got a Fender Stratocaster Shakespeare's got no use for thick black glasses Who sit and dissect tragedies in college English classes Shakespeare's sick of words, Shakespeare's sick of letters Shakespeare watches videos, the dirtier the better Shakespeare's got a liquor store in Anaheim Shakespeare combs his hair with a soup spoon Shakespeare drinks tequila out of Styrofoam Shakespeare's got a liquor store in Anaheim He sells magazines, he eats cigarettes He never says a word, he sleeps in a Corvette Shakespeare's got a gun, Shakespeare's got an Uzi Shakespeare's got a guitar, says he's gonna use it Shakespeare's got a gun in a liquor store in Anaheim Shakespeare's got a gun he's gonna use it