Unadventurer

Lyrics

You and me I could see It could be You and me I could see It could be Nice I'm not an adventurer I can't leave my domicile I'm not an adventurer Put on long sleeves and I walk outside in style Then I do a U-Turn Walking back inside my house To sit upon the couch Only to go go nowhere I'm some type of wastoid To traverse this vast void Is way too fast a lifestyle for me I might get destroyed I'm not an adventurer Where emergency is common place To this segment of the human race With the fragment of the populous That tries to smack the taste Out the mouth Of the misplaced Misfits that speak with haste I'm not an adventurer I'm stuck like paste I'm not going anywhere In the slow lane looking for some cab fare With all of the energy Hopping over pitfalls Fighting evil centaurs Insects, plant life, the elements It's all right traveling's irrelevant You can leave home if you want I think it's intelligent Stationary development Is what I'm enveloped in I'm not an adventurer I can't leave my domicile I'm not an adventurer If you leave your house Don't call me to see you Out that's not what I'm about If you believe in doubt Let me just straighten you out I will never go outside for specialized in introverts I'd rather hide behind my screen door And look out there before I get hurt Have a cookout in my kitchen You can come over and listen to records You and me I could see It could be But I won't leave I'll act like Christmas Eve And then pantomime that I'm Stuck behind a force field My own island in [?] And I won't yield Hidden within plainsight Secretive is how I feel Similar to guarding manuscripts Or Ordered profits safe from income tax I'm not an adventurer I can't leave my domicile I'm not an adventurer Put on long sleeves and I walk outside in style Hopping over pitfalls Fighting evil centaurs Insects, plant life, the elements I'm not an adventurer I can't leave my- pitfalls I'm not an adventurer I can't leave my domicile