On the Sideline

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Age 12, on my bicycle I'd fly over the bike bridge to school My retained flew from my mouth And I let it lie on the side of the road On the side of the road On the side of the road Side of the road My buck teeth fling themselves from my mouth My ears shoot from my head like handles And my nose is a blob [Chorus] And I would go out tonight But I think I'll pass Oh, just because, just because [Verse 2] Age 15, in the back of her car I tried it just because Because boys get with girls, right Even ones like Medusa Ah, ah, ah Age 16, I find that I have The love life of the octopus Groping and grappling And after, slink sideways back to my home Oh, back to my home Back to my home Back to my home [Chorus] And I would go out tonight But I think I'll pass Oh, just because, just because [Verse 3] Age 14, 15, and 16 and 17 Erica was with Sterling All those years And I was on the sideline On the sideline Just passing time Whoa, passing time And I would go out tonight But I think I'll pass Oh, just because, just because