Pimp Like Me

Lyrics

[Intro: Eminem, Bizarre & Dina Rae] G-shit What up? (Mmm) I gotta tell you motherfuckers the truth (Ooh) This is straight G-shit (Ah) And all you can do is respect it, so (Oh) [Verse 1: Swifty McVay, Kon Artis & Dina Rae] Well, I'ma state my name, Swift McVay (Ha) None of y'all niggas got shit to say (Yeah) Rhymes keep coming off like a toupee Plus, I'm big-headed, running things my way (Yeah) A selfish man, the back of the hand Be slapping the hell out of hoes because I can (What? Ph) Prostitute, I want my loot And I don't give a fuck about your broke-ass man, and (Nigga) Y'all giving niggas what they needing (Yeah) 'Till bitches understand I'm mean, and Swift McVay is blowing up Courvosier 'til I'm throwing up Wanna playa hate me, bitch, so what? What's yo' function? Where's yo' bucks? All you wanna do is wanna stick him up You wanna rob me, but I got too much (Ha) D12, naturally lifted You niggas better duck when I cock the biscuit (Ah!) You fuck with me, I fuck with you (Ah! Ah!) Your entourage, nigga, fuck them too I got grenades What the hell your little 22 gon' do? (Oh, y'all ain't gon' shoot) Y'all major soft Cops getting mad 'cause I paid 'em off, made 'em cough (Oh, oh, what? Yeah) Blood and shit (Ha) That's what the hell you motherfuckers get, we runs this bitch So, hey, you ain't gotta be scared to fuck (For real) If you want head, then prepare to suck (Do it) Even if the nigga don't care to nut For every stroke, it's a hundred bucks Respect the game, you just a slut (Yeah, oh) So open your legs up and get my duck (Mm-mm-mm, bitch) [Chorus: Eminem & Dina Rae] You just a ho You just my ho Dirty-ass ho I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch You just a ho You just my ho Dirty-ass ho I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch You just a ho You just my ho Dirty-ass ho I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch Go get my dough Go bring me my dough Dirty-ass ho I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch (I work for you, baby!) [Verse 2: Proof, Eminem & Dina Rae] I don't spit game, no longer than my name The way my chain hang, my nuts do the same Don't pay pussy, pussy pay me (Uh-huh) Bitch, slut, whore or lady (Yup) And knowing the fact I was born to mack That's why I got a ho in the back, blowing my sack Got good game, that's a hood thang What did you bring? Loot or poon-tang? Let 'em all bang, run that cheese Tell that trick nigga ("Come back, please!") Rob a L7, that's a square You my bottom ho, you got to know (Ooh, ooh) Off you, I plan to make a lot of dough (Oh) So suck fast, bitch, and swallow slow ​*swish, slap* Ah! *slap* Ah!​​ Bitch, quit talking back (Mm, mm-mm-mm) *swish, slap* Ah! *slap* Ah!​​ Now walk the track (Uh) [Verse 3: Kon Artis & Eminem] I don't pay for ass, you pump my gas You get slapped 'fore we're short of cash (Ah!) I get whiplash when I hit the gas And I holla out the window of the hatch (Pfft) (Where's my scratch?) Bitch, that's it Suck it, stroke it, make me rich As a token of my appreciation, it's Another client for you to hit I don't give a fuck if you gotta go home to the kids You shoulda picked another occupation, trick Now you're stuck with me, fuck with me And I'ma slap you up in this truck (Agh!) You must be out your mind or something Crying and whining like you dying or something Go suck some head until it aches for buffering You don't work? You make nothing I'm just another case of a lazy husband [Verse 4: Kuniva, Eminem, Dina Rae, Kuniva & Eminem] I want the paper stack (Ha) Buy you an outfit, then take it back (Yeah) When you page me, bitch, I never page you back You only act a certain way that I make you act (What up?) Hoes recognize, and niggas do too 'Cause they realize that niggas do shoot Don't like a chick that act too cute Bitch, hold my gat down when I shoot hoop (Oh yeah) And don't be asking me all kind of questions All harassing me, calling, stressing (Yeah) Or I may have to release some aggression Beat you to death and teach you a lesson Looking for handouts like you my damn spouse Pull your pants down and fuck my mans now (Ah) Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house (Pssh) Off with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch (Woah-oh, woah-oh) [Chorus: Eminem & Dina Rae] You just a ho You just my ho (Ooh, ooh-ooh) Dirty-ass ho I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch (Ah) You just a ho You just my ho Dirty-ass ho (Ooh, ooh-ooh) I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch (Ooh-ooh) You just a ho You just my ho Dirty-ass ho (Yeah, yeah) I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch Go get my dough Go bring me my dough (Ooh-ooh-ooh) Dirty-ass ho (Ooh-ooh) I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch ('Cause I work for you, baby!) [Verse 5: Bizarre & Dina Rae] Sell that pussy Sell that pussy, bitch (Ooh, yeah, yeah) Get out there and switch And go make Bizarre rich (Yeah, woah) You gotta itch You fucking dirty bitch Now get on the corner And start sucking some dicks (Yo) Niggas want pussy And I need cash So, mom, get out there And start selling yo' dirty ass (Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, now!) Bizarre quick to hit 'em Then stick 'em Fuck it; I'll let you hear one of my victims: ("Somebody, help! I'm on 7 Mile and Muriel") Shut up, bitch (Ooh-ooh) You talk too much! Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt! (Uh) You never seen a pimp like me Out here, whoring Shut your fucking mouth (Mm-mm) And you'll be out by the morning (Mm-mm-mm) 'Cause I'm the dirtiest pimp You ever heard of Give me my five-thousand And take this cheeseburger (Bitch!) Go suck dick At a bachelor party So what if you on your period? (I want) Blood never hurt nobody (My fuckin' money) [Chorus: Eminem & Dina Rae] You just a ho You just my ho (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Dirty-ass ho (Ooh) I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch You just a ho You just my ho Dirty-ass ho (Ooh-ooh) I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) You just a ho You just my ho Dirty-ass ho (Mm-mm-mm-mm) I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch (Mm-mm-mm-mm) Go get my dough (Ooh-ooh-ooh) Go bring me my dough Dirty-ass ho (Ooh-ooh) I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch ('Cause I work for you, baby!) [Post-Chorus: Eminem & Dina Rae] You just a ho You just a ho (Ho) That's all you is You just a dirty-ass (Ho, ho, ho) Bitch A dirty-ass, nasty-ass Stinky-ass, filthy-ass Stanky-ass bitch (You, you) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (La) But I love you (Aha-ha-ha, you can go again) Kim (Mm) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! [Outro: Rondelle Beene & Dina Rae] And there you have it, god damnit (Ooh-ooh) The fundamentals of pimping You heard it here first From the Dirtiest Dozen you ever seen In yo' god damn life Yo, this is Rondell Beene on the scene And we keep the pussy-holes smiling Because we always wilding You know what I'm sayin'? Fuck all what everybody else talking 'bout We'll let you know right here, that, pimping It ain't dead, we love getting head In a dirty-ass bed That's just what we do You know, when we throwing her-heroin parties Back in 1968 That pussy is all great I'll see you at 8:00, bitch