I Want a Snake

Lyrics

[Intro] Snakes aren't stupid [Verse 1] Runnin' back home gonna get that money quick Yeah, I want a snake now, you know what I'm sayin' You stupid fucking dimwit Gonna get a black one Gonna get a red one Gonna get a brown one Gonna get a yellow one Gonna get a plaid one But they don't make plaid ones So that's ridiculous, you see what I'm saying? But I'm gonna get a snake and its gonna be great [Chorus] A-W-E-S-O-M-E Awesome! A-W-E-S-O-M-E-S-N-A-K-E-S-! Snakes! [Verse 2] Snakes on the back porch Snakes drinkin' Kool-Aid Cops in a cop car Cops drinkin' Kool-Aid Cops in a cop car Snakes got a paycheck - that's fuckin' awesome Give me all your money now Tell me how to be awesome Sitting around my house while checkin' out my snake I got real bored so I made the snake a tape Like I made it like a compilation tape [Chorus] A-W-E-S-O-M-E Awesome! A-W-E-S-O-M-E-S-N-A-K-E-S-! [Verse 3] Runnin' back home gonna get that money quick Yeah, I want a snake now, you know what I'm sayin'? You stupid fucking dimwit Gonna get a black one Gonna get a red one Gonna get a white one Gonna get a grey one Gonna get a green one I don't know I'm gonna get one that's, like really big And the snake is gonna be so big [Chorus] I'll show you how awesome the snake is Like you'll never believe it (A-W-E-S-O-M-E Awesome! A-W-E-S-O-M-E-S-N-A-K-E-S-!) Snakes!