I Love the Television

Lyrics

I might watch a little TV I love the television And when the money ran out I must admit that I did too Remember a time in black and white Because TV only sent out B and W A breeze blew in from The western and the eastern Picked up the talking I must admit that one too People dream in black and white Because TV only sent out black and white People dream in black and white 'Cause TV only sent out black and white (Good morning, how are you?) (Just fine) (Good, your first name?) (Rita) (Now, Rita, where are you calling from?) (San Antonio) (You know, Rita, let me tell you about real gold for just a second The first day I put on a real rope of gold There is a whole different feeling that comes about a person That you just can't describe Until you've had a chance to wear it yourself) (That's what I thought) (I don't care what nationality I don't care what colour, race, creed, religion, any... Gold is something that everybody loves and enjoys At 12 dollars and 50 cents a gram, that's amazing)