Harlequin Records

Lyrics

Harlequin records Tight jeans She's got the best hair that I've ever ever seen I'm workin' in Woolies if I could Work it at all Christmas carols and a Japanese guitar Oh, why'd you have to start? I'm so dumb that people are beginning to think I'm smart Oh, why'd you go and blow it all apart? Tried buying a cassette from a Record bar They got candies On a conveya And that's when I see ya Sunshine in your hair Or maybe it's the fluro lights and the air conditioner Oh, why'd you have to start? I'm so dumb that people actually think I'm smart Oh, why'd you have to go and blow it all apart? Try screaming at no-one in particular This is getting ridiculous I got mother-in-laws tongue, if you want some Oh, why'd you have to start? Why'd you blow it all apart? Go! Oh, why'd you have to start? I'm so dumb that people actually think I'm smart Oh, why'd you have to go and blow it all apart?