Roll-on Deoderant

Lyrics

Well I'm your roll on deodorant honey Put me under your arm I'm not stingy like a jellyfish so I won't do you no harm Well I'm your roll on deodorant baby I'm specialist goo You can buy me from a superstore and roll me all over you Well I'm your roll on deodorant hubby I'm like a small bald man I'm an antiperspirant that does not come in a can Well I'm your roll on deodorant darling And I smell artificial I'm a dangerous nuclear weapon, I'm a super fragrant missile I spent 3 weeks in a factory and 4 days on a shelf And now I'm on your dresser for the foreseeable future I spent 3 weeks in a factory and 4 days on a shelf And now I'm on your dresser for the foreseeable future Well I'm your roll on deodorant sexy Silky fine to the touch Soft and squishy like a teddy bear or a reservoir of pus Well I'm your roll on deodorant poo poo Kestrel for a knave I'm a never-ending worm squiggling through a rave I spent 3 days in a factory and 4 weeks on a shelf And now I'm on your dresser for the foreseeable future I spent 3 days in a factory and 4 weeks on a shelf And now I'm on your dresser for the foreseeable future Well I'm your roll on deodorant pal And I'm all inclusive I've got full control of your mind but I promise I won't abuse it Yeah I got you a present, can you guess it? it's me! I'm roll on deodorant and I'm gonna roll all over your body I spent 3 days in a factory and 4 weeks on a shelf And now I'm on your dresser for the foreseeable future I spent 3 days in a factory and 4 weeks on a shelf And now I'm on your dresser for the foreseeable future