Nostril Tampon

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Oh man, am I bleeding from my nose again? I swear this happens every month Mum and dad, they hooked me up Oh man, is this thing rubber or plastic? Or maybe a dead guy's? Is that why it doesn't grow? [Chorus] Oh mum, I know you only wanted boys Can I feel it through my ball-sack? I can feel it in my nose Oh mum, I know you only wanted boys Can I feel it through my ball-sack? I can feel it in my nose [Verse 2] There is a line from my ovaries to my sinuses And this thing on my front just disguises My mother's insecurities Young girls make her feel old [Chorus] Oh mum, I know you only wanted boys Can I feel it through my ball-sack? I can feel it in my nose Oh mum, I know you only wanted boys Can I feel it through my ball-sack? I can feel it in my nose