Royale With Cheese

Lyrics

[Skit] I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have, are a very particular set of skills. Skills I've acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't... I will look for you. I will find you. And I will kill you Well, good luck with that [Skit] You know the funniest thing about Europe is? What? It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit over there they got hеre, but, it's just, just, there it's a littlе different Example? Alright, you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup. I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is So what'd they call it? They call it Royale with Cheese Now do classical gas! (Come on!) (A whopper) (With cheese) (A whopper) Now do classical gas! (With cheese) [Non-Lyrical Vocals] [Skit] Well, Seymour, I made it. Despite your directions Ah, superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped Yes, I should be—Good lord, what is happening in there? Aurora b****realis? Aurora b****realis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen? Yes! ...May I see it? ...No [Skit] [Non-Lyrical Vocals] (How do I get home, guys? How do I get home?) (You ran out of ink, too? Didn't ya, ya bastard?)