Lyrics

CRY-BABY: I'm so happy that I'm cryin' No, seriously I'm so happy that I'm cryin' I've been holding back for years DUPREE: N-n-n-no-no-no-no-no-yeah! CRY-BABY: Now my eyes are leaking justice Taste the justice in these tears JUDGE STONE (SPOKEN): I'll take your word for it, son CRY-BABY: I was angry but that's over I was lonely, that was then DUPREE: That was then CRY-BABY: Now I've got myself a feeling I said I've got myself a feeling that Nothing bad Nothing bad's ever gonna happen again Cause nothing bad Nothing bad's ever gonna happen again Well I'm so happy that I'm cryin' I'm in heaven, I'm in love Now my life will be exactly like the one I'm dreamin' of Someday this will be remembered As the very moment when Nothing bad Nothing bad ever, ever happened again Cause nothing bad Nothing bad's ever gonna happen again ALLISON: Well I'm not quite sure what happened But things worked out alright Now I'll be myself forever and forever starts tonight So don't wait up for me, Grandma I'm not coming home 'til- MRS VERNON-WILLIAMS: 9! ALLISON: 10! Nothing bad Nothing bad's ever gonna happen again ALLISON AND CRYBABY: I said nothing bad Nothing bad's ever gonna happen again Nothing bad ALL: Nothing bad ALLISON AND CRYBABY: Nothing bad ALL: Nothing bad ALLISON AND CRYBABY: From this point on, we're only feeling glad! No more tears, only laughter We'll be happy ever after ALL: Nothing bad Nothing bad's ever gonna happen again MRS VERNON-WILLIAMS (SPOKEN): And yet the errors of my past still sting (sting) I mean the whole, 'I killed your parents' thing ('killed your parents' thing) The scale of my transgression And the evil that's involved Pose the problem of forgiveness... CRY-BABY: Well, you can call that problem solved! CRY-BABY (SPOKEN): And tomorrow Is not gonna be like yesterday 'Cause I can see the future and I'm tellin' ya It's gonna turn out perfect for all of us! WANDA: We've all got decent housing Every woman, every man HATCHETFACE: We're covered by a universal Health insurance plan! PEPPER: It even covers Bobby, Brenda Bambi, Bjorn and Ben WANDA, HATCHETFACE & PEPPER: And nothing bad Nothing bad ever, ever happens again WHIFFLES: There are no assassinations No conflicts overseas BALDWIN & LENORA: We conquer mental illness And venereal disease DUPREE: Our planet runs on happiness Somebody shout amen! ALL: Nothing bad Nothing bad Ever, ever, ever under any circumstances Ever, ever, happens again MEN: Nothing bad (Nothing bad) Nothing bad (Nothing bad) ALL: Nothing cruel, uncool, or even slightly sad! (No, no, no) ALLISON: We've worked out all our issues CRY-BABY: So throw away your tissues ALL: Nothing bad Nothing bad's ever gonna happen again WANDA, HATCHETFACE & PEPPER: So long to class distinction Class dismissed ALL: Bye, bye, bye! DUPREE: Racism? It's gone! It don't exist! ALL: Kumbaya! SKIPPY: No more sickness, no more hunger No more bloodshed, no more war DUPREE: We'll live in peace and love and rock and roll forever more WOMEN: Nothing bad (Nothing bad) Nothing bad (Nothing bad) ALL: Nothing cruel or mean or even slightly sad (No, no, no) ALLISON: It's for real, no pretending Just an endless happy ending CRY-BABY: That's the moral of the story Everything is honky dory MRS VERNON-WILLIAMS (SPOKEN): For god's sakes, don't be snobby Buy a sweatshirt in the lobby! ALL: Nothing bad Nothing bad's ever gonna happen again ALLISON & CRY-BABY: No, no, no ALL: Nothing bad Nothing bad's ever gonna happen again ALLISON & CRY-BABY: No, no, no ALL: Nothing bad Nothing bad's Ever, ever, ever Gonna happen Again Yeah!