Who’s the new guy?

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[STAFF] Who's the new guy? I don't trust him What's his purpose going to be? [PAULA] Who's this new character? I mean, he's such a "character" Such a big persona that's not relatable at all [TIM] Do we really need a new guy This far into the season? And by far into the season, I mean it's almost Fall [STAFF] Who's the new guy? I don't trust him [MAYA] He's suspiciously good looking in ways That normal people are not [KAREN] Is this some sort of desperate Move to help our ratings? [STAFF] You mean our terrible ratings On Legalscores.com? [KAREN] Yeah! [GEORGE] Will he be here forever? [PAULA] Or just for two or three episodes? I mean, Karen's manic episodes [KAREN] "I'm a ticking time bomb!" [STAFF] Who's the new guy? I don't trust him Is he going to be a mainstay of our lives? Is this someone new we're going to Have to grow to care about? Why should we root for someone Male, straight and white? And why is Karen finger painting? [KAREN] I'm having a manic episode! [ALL] Who's the new guy? What's his deal? What's his deal? What's his deal? What's his deal? [KAREN] "Who wants to buy my painting?" [STAFF] Karen shut up!