Women Gotta Stick Together [Demo]

Lyrics

[ADAM, in falsetto] Women gotta stick together Each and every day Women gotta stick together In each and every way Females helping females For the greater good Sisters helpin' sisters That's called sisterhood! Women have the power— The power to make a change Like this girl should pluck her eyebrows And those jeans should be exchanged (spoken) You really need to size up.  (sung) Some girls are born tall and thin And some are short and fat This girl smells like sausages But there's nothing wrong with that! Women gotta stick together All across this land Except Denise Martinez That bitch I cannot stand (spoken) Oh, hey, Denise! Hey, girl! (sung) Females helpin' females Like this girl here with the crooked bangs (spoken) And speaking of bangs— (sung) She banged her best friend's boyfriend In the bathroom at PF Chang's (spoken) What? Oh, you didn't know? Sorry... (sung) So let's all spread this message Like Caitlin spreads disease 'Cause a change is coming faster Than Ashley drops to her knees Together we can clear these hurdles If Marissa ever gets in shape We can climb every mountain If the rope can support Haley's weight Women gotta stick together Do everything we can So if some weird troll named Rebecca moves here from New York and is all up on my boyfriend I'm gonna... lend her a helping hand Women gotta stick together And tell each other the truth— The truth is you're all fat sluts And that's called sisterhood