What U Missed While U Were Popular

Lyrics

[GEORGE] We weren't cool Back in high school But we partied too And it's time you knew What you missed while you were popular What you missed while you were popular Yeah, we weren't cool Back in high school But we partied too And it's time you knew What you missed while you were popular What you missed while you were popular Check the morning news team with their sassy mutton chops They reported on a local embezzlement scandal till the principal made them stop [NEWS KIDS] Hard core! [GEORGE] Yeah, we weren't cool Back in high school But we partied too And it's time you knew [GEORGE AND NEWS KIDS] What you missed while you were popular What you missed while you were popular [GEORGE] Not all kids are athletes, some join band instead While you played all those gendered sports, they all got very co-ed Sports are overrated, they leave you red in the face While you were sliding into first, the band kids rounded third base Bass! [GEORGE, NEWS KIDS, AND BAND KIDS] We weren't cool Back in high school But we partied too And it's time you knew What you missed while you were popular What you missed while you were popular [GEORGE] Right over here are the arty Goths, a real tight-knit pack While you were wearing tank tops [GOTH KIDS] We were wearing black [GEORGE] While you were wearing cargo shorts [GOTH KIDS] We were wearing black [GEORGE] While you were wearing flip flops [GOTH KIDS] We were wearing black flip flops [GEORGE] The biggest thing you missed while you were having a good time Is experiencing shame, misery, and depression for the very first time Now, you might find it hard that adulthood gets so real While the nerdy kids from high school are like, "I got this, no big deal!" (Spoken) [ZACK] Actually, my parents got divorced when I was 14, and it really destroyed me. I just acted super-confident to cover the unbearable flood of emotions I wasn't prepared to handle. I'm sorry I made fun of your ska band [GEORGE] Thank you so much, Zack (Outro) [GEORGE] No one's saying you weren't fly But did poetry night make you cry? [ALL] We learned to cry while you were popular Grew emotionally while you were popular [GEORGE] You were cool while we were not But our massage circles were super-hot [ALL] We massaged while you were popular And got massaged while you were popular