My Sperm Is Healthy [Explicit]

Lyrics

[Darryl] My sperm is nice and healthy In terms of sperm I'm wealthy Like an oil magnate When I ejaculate That's what the doctors tell me! My point is, in a nut shell Each time I nut, I nut well! I've got the quantity and the quality No IUD is stopping me! 'Cause my semens steaming Like a demon and all The surrogates are screaming: "Just give me some Of that premium grade Baby batter!" I never splatter! My sperm, my sperm is No cause for concern! My sperm is healthy! My sperm is healthy! Aw shucks! Gee whiz! I got that high end jizz! My sperm is healthy! My sperm is healthy! My sperm is healthy Even though I'm no teenager My boys still throw a rager! They get bottle service In every cervix Blowing eggs up like a pager! Every lady's getting fertilized! Got a diaphragm? It's getting pulverized! When I come, I come like the sun So wear special glasses or avert your eyes! Give thanks my tanks Not shooting blanks! I'm in a league of my own Just like Tom Hanks! Not a castaway But I blast away That thing I do Is going up in you! My sperm, my sperm The test have all confirmed! [Employees] His sperm is healthy! His sperm is healthy! [Darryl] Aw shucks! Gee whiz! I got that magic jizz! My sperm is healthy! My sperm is healthy! My sperm is healthy